Excusez moi... c'est la carte

And for all of you non-French speakers (rolling my eyes, smirking and silently judging you), that means "Excuse me... this is the map".  I combined my two google maps I've been working off of and voila.  Not 100% accurate as to my driving routes, but yeah. Once I get home, I'll have driven through and stopped in (even just to pee into their sewer system) 30 states. Boosh.

I'm at K right now and it's not in Colorado.